We all struggle with excess body hair, even if our definitions of excess may vary. Some of us are content with a few well-positioned follicles, while others want to be as smooth as an oiled up dolphin. Either way, what it all comes down to is that we are doomed to a life of subjugation to the razor. There are few thing as incredibly boring and time consuming as saving, but if we don’t do it, we end up looking like an unkempt poodle crossed with a wookiee. However, recent developments in laser hair removal might be the answer to all our hairy, and admittedly scary, issues. The laser will replace the razor, and we can all finally rejoice!

This has come as a godsend, and just in time too, since our lives are way too busy for us to have the time to manually trim down our excess foliage every day. Getting up for work, and having to worry about all those little hairs that sprouted in the depths of the night, is just not something that anyone should have to deal with anymore. Technology has finally set its sights on ridding us of all these worries.

Laser hair removal is a safe and affordable alternative to shaving and waxing that will save you loads of time, and mounds of money. In addition, it is a lot better for your skin. Shaving can leave you with terrible rashes, which require an entire range of special creams and lotions to get rid of. Plus, these rashes get really itchy during the day, and no one wants to be the person who scratches in public, because that just seems a bit icky.

Waxing can also leave unsightly rashes and red marks, plus it hurts. No really, it hurts, and it doesn’t matter what they tell you, how many pain pills you pop beforehand, or whether you think about rainbows and unicorns as you yank off those strips. It is still going to bring a tear to your eye. Up until now we have literally paid for smooth skin in sweat, blood, and a few tears.

The worst thing about shaving and waxing, however, is that these solutions are never permanent. Shaving is something that most of us have to do at least 5 times a week, and more if we have special occasions. And even though waxing lasts a bit longer, we can be sure of the inevitable return of our body hair just when we need it the least. Laser hair removal, on the other hand, can be a permanent solution. After about 4 to 5 sessions, those follicles are gone for good, which means no more waxing, no more shaving, no more worrying, and even no more laser, it’s all just very smooth sailing from there on out, which is great news for those of us who lead active lives, which we can’t put on hold just to take care of some intrusive stubbles.

Think about it. No more worrying about how smooth your legs might be, no more painful wax strips, no more expensive razors, and no more having to pick an outfit that won’t reveal any of the hairy bits that you might have forgotten to take care of. Wear what you want, whenever you want. Spend your Razor money on something a bit more luxurious, and never look back. Don’t be the last one to the party, because you had to waste time shaving, while all your friends got their unwanted hair zapped away permanently months ago. Join the revolution now! Hair today, gone tomorrow, forever!